cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

So every time I write a paper, I tend to forget to title it so I usually put in a filler title to remind myself.

One time I forgot to replace this filler title and submitted it like that.

Ooooh boy did my professor judge me.

No no no don’t make this one of those posts that gets a billion notes for no reason.

Stop that.

You’re all dead to me.

recklesslyromantic:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

rattatara:

well done hermione.

Hermione is what justin bieber needs

^ THAT COMMENT.

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

my-name-is-fiction:

There are two types of nerds.

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

This is the best advice i have ever gotten

I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?

These are my friends, Axl. My best friends in the world.

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

marissanabeth:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

…….Close enough

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Did anyone else read that first part in Ten’s voice?

jesterbus:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

kitten…don’t do this…there are better ways to drown yourself then in a bowl of milk.